he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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