Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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