Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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