How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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