Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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