is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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