I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
