just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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