He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Randomize
