I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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