ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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