it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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