Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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