Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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