Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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