I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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