dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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