how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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