shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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