then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
it's like heaven, but drunker
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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