the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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