Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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