i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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