its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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