I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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