its not stalking. its research.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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