Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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