whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
id be glad to
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
