"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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