What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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