ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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