He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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