Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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