The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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