god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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