hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think my fart just growled at me.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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