if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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