Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
you made out with another girl for some wings
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
