so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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