I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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