Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
