I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sober January is a disaster.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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