Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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