may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Congratulations! We have a period
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