While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Randomize
