i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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