In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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