I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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