the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
this will be a night to untag.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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