SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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